officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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jaclcfrost:

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography


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catsbeaversandducks:

Some things never change.

Via Catmoji


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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.


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keepitmoist:

heteroh:

prostituteryan:

radryro:

prostituteryan

I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS

THIS IS INCREDIBLE.

Are these drake lyrics

^ jesus fucking christ


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that-big-gay-impala:

THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL

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o-my-boys:

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person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

22 hours ago with ❤ 160,529 notes ● Via // Source

portiadawn-the-feminist-fangirl:

This one really spoke to me.


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shitdickfuckmothafucka:

tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

From Pornstache to Fuckmesideways with just one razor.

(Source: spilled-weed)


22 hours ago with ❤ 28,724 notes ● Via // Source

phall-out-boy:

I Constantly Thank God For Pete


22 hours ago with ❤ 3,755 notes ● Via // Source

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

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22 hours ago with ❤ 133,514 notes ● Via // Source

dirty-fallen-angel:

celestialsexhair:

so y’all know this gif 

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the one where sam got spooned and was all offended and shocked 

so i decided to break it into separate frames to see what it looked like and i j u s t 

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don’t judge me

deanbean

22 hours ago with ❤ 11,589 notes ● Via // Source

themadmod:

i have been waiting for this photoset my whole life

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.


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THEME
updates

Watching: Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, American Horror Story, Scrubs, My Mad Fat Diary.
Reading: Everything. But you can always give suggestions.
Listeing to: Watsky, Timeflies, Beyonce, Fall Out Boy, Panic! at the Disco etc.



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