Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography
Some things never change.
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
Are these drake lyrics
^ jesus fucking christ
THE SARCASM IN THIS POST IN LETHAL
This one really spoke to me.
He looks so strange without the mustache.
You mean damn fine.
From Pornstache to Fuckmesideways with just one razor.
if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch
so y’all know this gif
the one where sam got spooned and was all offended and shocked
so i decided to break it into separate frames to see what it looked like and i j u s t
don’t judge medeanbean
i have been waiting for this photoset my whole life
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.