do u ever see a blue crayon and you pick it up and start colouring the sky or the sea
and it’s fucking purple
"If more girls wanted to be scientists, there would be more female scientists"
*takes a deep breath* WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY THAT ACTIVELY DISCOURAGES FEMALE INTELLIGENCE BY PAINTING IT AS A NON FEMININE TRAIT AND SETS UP MALES TO BE IN POSITIONS OF ACADEMIC SUPERIORITY DESPITE THERE BEING NO CORRELATION BETWEEN GENDER AND ACADEMIC ABILITY thank you for your time
when u rub ur eyes and forget you’re wearing eyeliner
You can bet your damn life I’d be making a cake for someone if they did that
I can only assume they made this cake almost immediately after the event took place. It’s the ONLY excuse for such shoddy icing.
even scarier halloween costume ideas:
- the growing popularity of ukip
- the conservative party’s plans to scrap the human rights act
ah you’re watching star trek? i love that show. the way the stars just [clenches fist] fricking trek
AU WHERE YOUR OTP MEET EITHER BECAUSE A) THEY GOT LOCKED IN A BOOKSTORE TOGETHER OVERNIGHT, OR B) THEY BOTH WENT TO THE SUBSEQUENT SLEEPOVER
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
That movie fucking fucked me up. Don’t get me started on monster house. Like it’s a dead body in cement and the old guy dies??? What the shit??
this is my sisters contacts
Kandagawa Pervert Wars, 神田川淫乱戦争 (1983), Directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa